Parody song written by Christi Michelle to the tune of Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz" song originally written by Janis Joplin and with Bob Neuwirth and poet Michael McClure in 1970

New Lyrics: "Online won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Teslas You must make payments I worked hard on this laptop I had help from my friends Online won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Online won't you buy me a 4K T.V. America's Got Talent is tryin' to find me I'll wait for Amazon delivery each day until 3 Online won't you buy me a 4K T.V.

Online won't you buy me a night on the town I'm counting on Venmo, Cash App, & Paypal Click that you like me and Go Fund the next round Online won't you buy me a night on the town

Everybody!

Online won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Teslas You must make payments I worked hard on this laptop I had help from my friends Online would you buy me a, Mer-cedes Benz"

*Written by Christi Michelle Weiss & Mark Johnston Demo recorded with Chip Butters of ButterSound in Everett, WA